countdown to the election

steven colbert’s advice for candidates

on healthcare:
democrats: Tell story of poor, uninsured mother of three to support your push for Universal Coverage.
republicans: Tell story of Tiny Tim to support your push for Christmas Miracles.

on firing up the base:
democrats:  Get Clintons on TV as much as possible.
republicans:  Get Clintons on TV as much as possible.

on jobs:
democrats: Support honest crusaders for workers’ rights, like the Teamsters.
republicans: “I hear the Army’s hiring…”

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